Your occult organization:

Name: The Loving Companions of the Aluminum Foil Sunset
Goal: end all war
Methods:
Income source: oldschool grifting
Headquarters: Madagascar
Commander: The Exarch
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "This world is an illusion."
Beliefs:
  • Australia is home to over 3000 Martians
  • water is the source of all divine contact
  • aliens have invaded the United Nations

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