Your occult organization:

Name: The Unknowing Pupils of the Violet Spear
Goal: expose all secret robots
Methods:
  • excessively complex user manuals with subliminal messages
  • rats high on weed
Income source: eBay
Headquarters: unknown location in Benelux
Commander: The Main Eparch
Minion: "goof"
Axiom: "n/a"
Beliefs:
  • WWI was in 407 B.C.
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • episodes of Charles in Charge contain secret NSA messages for aliens

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