| Name: | The Alchemical Coterie of the Styrofoam Face |
| Goal: | stop the Dave Chapelle show |
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| Income source: | reselling stolen bikes on craigslist |
| Headquarters: | underneath Central Park |
| Commander: | The Most Grand Scholarch |
| Minion: | "comrade" |
| Axiom: | "Station." |
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