Your occult organization:

Name: The Hallowed School of the Diamond Gnome
Goal: end all war
Methods:
  • kids programming
Income source: membership fees
Headquarters: unknown
Commander: The Holy Taxiarch
Minion: "neophyte"
Axiom: "Nothing exists, everything is permitted"
Beliefs:
  • only anal sex can stop forest fires
  • cancer was engineered by the US government

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