| Name: | The Virtuous Servants of the Wooden Triangle |
| Goal: | bring about the next ice age |
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| Income source: | WoW gold farming |
| Headquarters: | space station |
| Commander: | The Champion Kahuna |
| Minion: | "seed" |
| Axiom: | "Honor is won in battle." |
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