| Name: | The Arcane Brothers of the Scandium Spider |
| Goal: | destroy all television sets |
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| Income source: | secret shopper work |
| Headquarters: | somewhere in Mongolia |
| Commander: | The Main Eparch |
| Minion: | "fellow" |
| Axiom: | "This world is an illusion." |
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