| Name: | The Decreed Convention of the Undead |
| Goal: | find life on Mars |
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| Income source: | money is for infidels |
| Headquarters: | secret office inside Microsoft headquarters |
| Commander: | The Superior Rector |
| Minion: | "loyal" |
| Axiom: | "I am the walrus." |
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