Your occult organization:

Name: The Grand Sanctuary of the Second Basilica
Goal: contact aliens
Methods:
  • sex magick
Income source: WoW gold farming
Headquarters: secret office inside Microsoft headquarters
Commander: The Brigadier Boss
Minion: "thug"
Axiom: "To do is to be."
Beliefs:
  • all email is read by an enslaved alien at FEMA headquarters
  • dolphins control the weather
  • crystals are the source of all negative energy
  • no one is in control

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