Your occult organization:

Name: The Erisian Prelacy of the Astral Sabre
Goal: destroy all evidence of the existence of Uruguay
Methods:
  • firemen high on prozac
  • convincing pamphlets
Income source: taxi business
Headquarters: abandoned steel mill
Commander: The Commanding Polemarch
Minion: "cohort"
Axiom: "My mind controlls my reality."
Beliefs:
  • advanced humans can live on air alone
  • the tides are caused by underground machinery

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