| Name: | The Affiliation of the Chaste Behemoth |
| Goal: | cause Esperanto to become the primary international language |
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| Income source: | eBay |
| Headquarters: | moon base |
| Commander: | The Champion Ethnarch |
| Minion: | "mate" |
| Axiom: | "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" |
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