Your occult organization:

Name: The Egyptian Followers of the Pallium
Goal: take over Chile
Methods:
  • circumcision
  • giant robots with wings
Income source: coffee franchise
Headquarters: abandoned military base in Guam
Commander: The Crown Overseer
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "We are all gods."
Beliefs:
  • republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves
  • tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge
  • Australia is home to over 3000 Martians
  • Cthulhu speaks to them through broken cell phones

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