Your occult organization:

Name: The Hebrew Coven of the Ebony Basilisk
Goal: eat every lemur brain on the planet
Methods:
  • guns
  • a portal into another dimension
  • mom's liquor cabinet
Income source: oldschool grifting
Headquarters: office building in New York City
Commander: The Autarch
Minion: "catechumen"
Axiom: "God is watching."
Beliefs:
  • aluminium conducts astral entities
  • only through sex with ferrets can we reach godhood

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