| Name: | The Crusaders of the Bronze Harpy |
| Goal: | blow shit up |
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| Income source: | mowing lawns |
| Headquarters: | small office building in Barstow |
| Commander: | The Fleet Phylarch |
| Minion: | "advocate" |
| Axiom: | "If life gives you lemons, make shit." |
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