Your occult organization:

Name: The Tribe of the Filthy Frog
Goal: stop the destruction of the dream world
Methods:
Income source: cable tv shows
Headquarters: the apartments above a mixed-use shopping center in Muskogee
Commander: The Holy Ecclesiarch
Minion: "congregant"
Axiom: "Life is short, play hard."
Beliefs:
  • the EU is controlled by the Jesuits
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • reincarnation

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