| Name: | The Vigorous Band of the Glass Wand |
| Goal: | get something to eat |
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| Income source: | reselling stolen bikes on craigslist |
| Headquarters: | Madagascar |
| Commander: | The Superior Director |
| Minion: | "inmate" |
| Axiom: | "violence is the way to solve nothing" |
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