Your occult organization:

Name: The Martinist Sect of the Silver Zombie
Goal: genetically infiltrate all humans
Methods:
  • vows of silence
  • a busload of PCP crazed Rush fans
  • anti-gravity technology stolen from aliens
Income source: cable tv shows
Headquarters: office building in New York City
Commander: The Brigadier Sacristan
Minion: "servant"
Axiom: "Honor is won in battle."
Beliefs:
  • the US government already has teleportation technology

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