| Name: | The Loving Lodge of the Furry God |
| Goal: | blow shit up |
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| Income source: | skimming girl scout cookie sales |
| Headquarters: | abandoned military base in Guam |
| Commander: | The Sacristan |
| Minion: | "devotee" |
| Axiom: | "Life is short." |
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