| Name: | The Unknowing Institute of the Bronze Lizard |
| Goal: | destroy the Catholic Church |
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| Income source: | custom hallucinogens |
| Headquarters: | strip mall in Kansas |
| Commander: | The Mighty Abbot |
| Minion: | "catechumen" |
| Axiom: | "We are all fucked." |
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