| Name: | The Blessed League of the Luminous Platypus |
| Goal: | take over Chile |
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| Income source: | t-shirts with the logo on them |
| Headquarters: | Tokyo karaoke bar |
| Commander: | The Grand Burseg |
| Minion: | "slug" |
| Axiom: | "Nothing exists, everything is permitted" |
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