Your occult organization:

Name: The Original Circle of the Aluminum Foil Furie
Goal: blow shit up
Methods:
Income source: filling out market research surveys
Headquarters: Tibet
Commander: The Most Holy General
Minion: "loyal"
Axiom: "Who will be eaten first?"
Beliefs:
  • crystals can heal AIDS
  • Australia is home to over 3000 Martians
  • never let water touch your elbows, or you will drown in a week
  • episodes of Charles in Charge contain secret NSA messages for aliens

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