| Name: | The Hebrew Followers of the Serpent |
| Goal: | stop the use of the word soccer to describe football |
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| Income source: | cable tv shows |
| Headquarters: | sky castle |
| Commander: | The Crown Anarch |
| Minion: | "mate" |
| Axiom: | "Life is sacred." |
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