| Name: | The Hallowed Brotherhood of the Sacred Bayonet |
| Goal: | return to primal life |
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| Income source: | opium farming |
| Headquarters: | secret virtual reality space |
| Commander: | The Superior Burseg |
| Minion: | "warrior" |
| Axiom: | "I am the center of the tootsie roll." |
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