Your occult organization:

Name: The Blessed Institute of the Chapel
Goal: destroy MySpace
Methods:
Income source: LSD manufacturing
Headquarters: Nigeria
Commander: The Superior Principal
Minion: "goof"
Axiom: "Loop it."
Beliefs:
  • birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain
  • bananas came from alien seeds in a meteor
  • chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls

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