| Name: | The Satanic League of the Double Bull |
| Goal: | eliminate use of the American spelling of Aluminium |
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| Income source: | Coca Cola stock |
| Headquarters: | Portugal |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Abbot |
| Minion: | "sister" |
| Axiom: | "Cthulhu is watching." |
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