Your occult organization:

Name: The Coalition of the Horned Furie
Goal: steal Stone Henge
Methods:
  • giant robots with wings
Income source: stealing fractions of pennies from every transaction on the NYSE
Headquarters: Portugal
Commander: The First Taxiarch
Minion: "inmate"
Axiom: "violence solves everything"
Beliefs:
  • human society would be better off without shoes
  • velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth
  • dolphins control the weather

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