Your occult organization:

Name: The Ordained Brothers of the Copper Scimitar
Goal: cover the moon with daisies
Methods:
  • excessively complex user manuals with subliminal messages
Income source: some cafepress stuff
Headquarters: Atlantis
Commander: The Mighty Eleutherarch
Minion: "brother"
Axiom: "Just fucking do it."
Beliefs:
  • pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries

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