Your occult organization:

Name: The Hermetic Brothers of the Infinite Toad
Goal: sink Australia
Methods:
  • fatty foods
  • cereal box freebies
  • the power of greyskull
Income source: sandwich franchise
Headquarters: underneath Central Park
Commander: The Distinguished Kahuna
Minion: "inmate"
Axiom: "I am the center if my universe."
Beliefs:
  • the I Ching answers all questions accurately
  • demons walk the earth in the form of Jehova's Witnesses
  • oranges contain the seeds of alien life

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