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Name:
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The Open Source Brotherhood of the Luminous Scarab |
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Goal:
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add a fourth branch to US government |
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Methods:
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- an alien gelatinous blob
- escaped mental patients carrying loaded tek 9's and PT cruisers
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Income source:
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gold mines worked by enslaved aliens |
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Headquarters:
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underneath the Great Salt Lake |
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Commander:
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The Most Holy Captain |
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Minion:
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"catechumen" |
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Axiom:
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"Life is sacred." |
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Beliefs:
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- Llamas can contact the dead
- only through sex with ferrets can we reach godhood
- piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
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