Your occult organization:

Name: The Loving Lodge of the Naugahyde Bull
Goal: destroy the sun
Methods:
  • psychic mice
  • fasting
  • a legion of metal fans
Income source: corrupt temp agency
Headquarters: somewhere in Nevada
Commander: The Crown Premier
Minion: "slug"
Axiom: "We are all gods."
Beliefs:
  • Methodists are causing global warming

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