| Name: | The Illuminates of the Copper Lamb |
| Goal: | move stone henge to the moon |
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| Income source: | arts and crafts |
| Headquarters: | somewhere in Mongolia |
| Commander: | The Prime Premier |
| Minion: | "goof" |
| Axiom: | "Just fucking do it." |
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