Your occult organization:

Name: The Faithful Disciples of the Giant
Goal: cover the moon with daisies
Methods:
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: small office building in Barstow
Commander: The Grand General
Minion: "grunt"
Axiom: "Who will be eaten first?"
Beliefs:
  • Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs

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