Occult Organization Generator

Your occult organization:

Name:	The Hebrew Circle of the Titanium Naga
Goal:	overthrow the Skull and Bones
Methods:	scat porn a virus for dandruff
Income source:	WoW gold farming
Headquarters:	underneath the Great Salt Lake
Commander:	The Royal Exarch
Minion:	"pupil"
Axiom:	"Loop it."
Beliefs:	carrots are the poisonous food of underground carnivorous humanoid dwellers meat consumption is the cause of WWII

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