Your occult organization:

Name: The Universal Mob of the Invisible Gnome
Goal: blow shit up
Methods:
  • a legion of metal fans
  • nude pilates
  • subliminal messages on TV
Income source: some cafepress stuff
Headquarters: Portugal
Commander: The Great Principal
Minion: "grunt"
Axiom: "To do is to be."
Beliefs:
  • the holocaust did not actually happen
  • no one is in control

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