| Name: | The Vigorous Sanctuary of the Maroon Goblet |
| Goal: | destroy the moon |
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| Income source: | reselling stolen bikes on craigslist |
| Headquarters: | Australian outback |
| Commander: | The Great Abbot |
| Minion: | "servant" |
| Axiom: | "Loop it." |
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