| Name: | The Hebrew Temple of the Last Eagle |
| Goal: | ressurect an undead Kurt Cobain |
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| Income source: | kidnapped web designers |
| Headquarters: | a temple in the Andes |
| Commander: | The Commanding Sovereign |
| Minion: | "advocate" |
| Axiom: | "Life is short." |
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