| Name: | The Honorable College of the Demonic Unicorn |
| Goal: | burn as many copies of the KJV as possible |
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| Income source: | cable tv shows |
| Headquarters: | treehouse in central Chicago |
| Commander: | The Fleet Anarch |
| Minion: | "sister" |
| Axiom: | "To do is to be." |
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