Your occult organization:

Name: The Exalted Union of the Maroon Helm
Goal: stop the Dave Chapelle show
Methods:
Income source: gold mines worked by enslaved aliens
Headquarters: space station
Commander: The Crown Archbishop
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "There is no good in this world."
Beliefs:
  • yoga is for pansies
  • advanced humans can live on air alone
  • bananas came from alien seeds in a meteor

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