Your occult organization:

Name: The Cursed Prelacy of the Naugahyde Mirror
Goal: take over Chile
Methods:
  • math
Income source: fake firefighters asking for donations
Headquarters: a church in Utah
Commander: The Chief Taxiarch
Minion: "mate"
Axiom: "Life is sacred."
Beliefs:
  • gold is the source of all psychic energy
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats

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