Your occult organization:

Name: The Altruistic Pupils of the Celestial Toad
Goal: sink Australia
Methods:
  • consumer electronics
  • the one ring
Income source: member tithing
Headquarters: Cupertino, CA
Commander: The Royal Boss
Minion: "brother"
Axiom: "I'm OK, fuck you."
Beliefs:
  • Hitler is under their bed
  • homosexuals control the NYSE

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