| Name: | The Exalted Sanctuary of the Ivory Cup |
| Goal: | Get off the damn planet |
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| Income source: | patent licenses for RealDoll |
| Headquarters: | orbiting space station |
| Commander: | The Commanding Sacristan |
| Minion: | "inmate" |
| Axiom: | "contradiction is the key to elightenment" |
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