Your occult organization:

Name: The Abbey of the Felt Octopus
Goal: get laid
Methods:
  • organic foods
  • logic
Income source: selling stolen cars in Mexico
Headquarters: none
Commander: The Premier
Minion: "blood"
Axiom: "All stupidity comes form people who think they are smart."
Beliefs:

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