| Name: | The Hermetic College of the Werewolf |
| Goal: | make clothing illegal |
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| Income source: | beauty contest winnings |
| Headquarters: | strip mall in Kansas |
| Commander: | The Mighty Heresiarch |
| Minion: | "worm" |
| Axiom: | "Every man and every woman is a star." |
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