Your occult organization:

Name: The Exalted Followers of the Ebony Cross
Goal: pay off their student loans
Methods:
  • preaching
Income source: taxi business
Headquarters: space station orbiting earth
Commander: The Fleet Cheifetan
Minion: "grunt"
Axiom: "I think therefore I am."
Beliefs:
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • Cthulhu speaks to them through broken cell phones

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