Your occult organization:

Name: The Altruistic Sanctuary of the Diamond Manticore
Goal: destroy Australia
Methods:
  • the ark
Income source: Swiss bank accounts
Headquarters: the center of the earth
Commander: The Holy Phylarch
Minion: "grunt"
Axiom: "We are all fucked."
Beliefs:
  • Oprah is an android
  • bananas came from alien seeds in a meteor

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