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Name:
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The Vigorous Amalgam of the Maroon Light |
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Goal:
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create a golden cow 50 feet tall |
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Methods:
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Income source:
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stealing fractions of pennies from every transaction on the NYSE |
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Headquarters:
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secret underground base |
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Commander:
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The Fleet Abbot |
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Minion:
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"seed" |
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Axiom:
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"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" |
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Beliefs:
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- eating insects is the path to enlightenment
- the catholic church is a front for a time travel regulation agency
- gold is the source of all psychic energy
- the pyramids were built by aliens
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