| Name: | The Devoted Servants of the Naugahyde Manticore |
| Goal: | unite the USA and Canada into The North American States |
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| Income source: | secret shopper work |
| Headquarters: | mall recruiting office in Witchita |
| Commander: | The Champion Principal |
| Minion: | "cohort" |
| Axiom: | "Cthulhu is watching." |
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