Your occult organization:

Name: The Ordained Society of the Bronze Icon
Goal: eat every lemur brain on the planet
Methods:
  • meditation
Income source: some cafepress stuff
Headquarters: Al Amarja
Commander: The Royal Matriarch
Minion: "blood"
Axiom: "The mind is the universe."
Beliefs:
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries
  • the EU is promoting caffeine abuse
  • the earth is a controlled experiment run by mysterious overseers

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