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Name:
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The Faithful Followers of the Sacred Sabre |
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Goal:
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overthrow the Masons |
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Methods:
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- tribbles
- growing really long beards
- the poinsoning of all Starbucks coffee
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Income source:
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sales of member artwork on Zazzle |
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Headquarters:
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Oklahoma City |
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Commander:
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The Distinguished Rector |
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Minion:
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"congregant" |
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Axiom:
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"chance is the only thing you can trust" |
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Beliefs:
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- Area 51 was a story invented to cover the tracks of the Illuminati
- the moon landing was a hoax
- republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves
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