| Name: | The Universal Gang of the Cobalt Demon |
| Goal: | combine pig and elephant DNA |
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| Income source: | selling stolen cars in Mexico |
| Headquarters: | treehouse in central Chicago |
| Commander: | The Fleet Chiliarch |
| Minion: | "adherent" |
| Axiom: | "There is no evil, only stupidity." |
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