Occult Organization Generator

Your occult organization:

Name:	The Prophetic Guild of the Titanium Pentacle
Goal:	end the era of the computer
Methods:	consumer electronics intelligent manta rays
Income source:	none
Headquarters:	18 wheel truck command center
Commander:	The Fleet Anarch
Minion:	"servant"
Axiom:	"Gabba gabba hey."
Beliefs:	all women are actually aquatic centipedes velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth

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