Your occult organization:

Name: The Devoted Brothers of the Final Sanctorium
Goal: destroy all television sets on the planet
Methods:
  • electronic music
  • rabid vampire bats
Income source: beauty contest winnings
Headquarters: somewhere in Nevada
Commander: The Crown Heresiarch
Minion: "advocate"
Axiom: "Honor is won in battle."
Beliefs:
  • Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs
  • only anal sex can stop forest fires
  • pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries
  • the telephone is a cover story for actual worldwide telepathy

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