Your occult organization:

Name: The Devoted Followers of the Crystal
Goal: overthrow the government
Methods:
Income source: gold mines worked by enslaved aliens
Headquarters: a temple in the Andes
Commander: The Brigadier Heresiarch
Minion: "catechumen"
Axiom: "contradiction is the key to elightenment"
Beliefs:
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
  • dolphins are more inteligent than man

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