| Name: | The Masonic Sodality of the Dwarf |
| Goal: | enslave the human race to create widgets for aliens |
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| Income source: | fake firefighters asking for donations |
| Headquarters: | secret office inside Microsoft headquarters |
| Commander: | The Crown Oligarch |
| Minion: | "adherent" |
| Axiom: | "There is no evil, only stupidity." |
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