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Name:
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The Original Convention of the Steel Wand |
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Goal:
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get everyone to use 'like' for every other word |
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Methods:
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- secret Pythagorean principles
- excessively complex user manuals with subliminal messages
- millions of craig's list ads
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Income source:
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sales of member artwork on Zazzle |
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Headquarters:
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mall recruiting office in Witchita |
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Commander:
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The Chief Gymnasiarch |
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Minion:
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"pupil" |
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Axiom:
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"Loop it." |
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Beliefs:
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- burning books may help advance society
- Babel only did the job half way
- episodes of Charles in Charge contain secret NSA messages for aliens
- sock monkeys house the spirits of feet
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