Your occult organization:

Name: The Sororal Lodge of the Demonic Spear
Goal: ressurect Stalin
Methods:
  • neurolinguistic programming
Income source: no-bid governemnt contracts
Headquarters: Siberian prison
Commander: The Holy Chairman
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "My mind controlls my reality."
Beliefs:
  • Area 51 was a story invented to cover the tracks of the Illuminati
  • peyote cures AIDS
  • oranges contain the seeds of alien life
  • rabbit's feet bring the help of spirits

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