Your occult organization:

Name: The Alchemical Council of the Icy Light
Goal: eat every lemur brain on the planet
Methods:
  • giant robots with wings and giant swords
  • the Yi King
Income source: arms trading
Headquarters: Egyptian dungeon system
Commander: The Main Polemarch
Minion: "inmate"
Axiom: "There is no reality more genuine than your own."
Beliefs:
  • WWI was in 407 B.C.

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