Your occult organization:

Name: The Thelemic Brotherhood of the Infernal Dolphin
Goal: awake Cthulhu
Methods:
  • plastic weapons
  • monochromatic robes
Income source: animal prostitution
Headquarters: abandoned NYC subway tunnel
Commander: The Chief Exarch
Minion: "goober"
Axiom: "There is no evil, only stupidity."
Beliefs:
  • Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs

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