Your occult organization:

Name: The Devoted Sisters of the Chromium Star
Goal: bring about the birth of the Antichrist
Methods:
  • anti-gravity technology stolen from aliens
  • late night paid programming
Income source: injection molded plastics plant
Headquarters: sky castle
Commander: The Fleet Impissimus
Minion: "loser"
Axiom: "Life is sacred."
Beliefs:
  • consuming aluminum foil prolongs life
  • meat consumption is the cause of WWII

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