Your occult organization:

Name: The Christian School of the Azure Fairie
Goal: destroy the United States
Methods:
  • mutant powers
  • an army of skaters
  • escaped mental patients carrying loaded tek 9's and PT cruisers
Income source: skimming girl scout cookie sales
Headquarters: strip mall in Kansas
Commander: The Most Holy Director
Minion: "pupil"
Axiom: "I'm fucked, you're ok."
Beliefs:
  • hallucinogens cause rectal cancer
  • sock monkeys house the spirits of feet

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