| Name: | The Tribe of the White Minotaur |
| Goal: | control the Repulican Party |
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| Income source: | oldschool grifting |
| Headquarters: | unknown location in Benelux |
| Commander: | The Prime Eleutherarch |
| Minion: | "stormtrooper" |
| Axiom: | "There is no point." |
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