| Name: | The Honorable Mob of the Silver Sepulcher |
| Goal: | end all war |
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| Income source: | strip mines in Africa |
| Headquarters: | home office in Pittsburgh |
| Commander: | The Champion Director |
| Minion: | "devotee" |
| Axiom: | "Life is short, play hard." |
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