| Name: | The Arcane Alliance of the Ram |
| Goal: | destroy the sun |
| Methods: | |
| Income source: | stealing fractions of pennies from every transaction on the NYSE |
| Headquarters: | mobile tank on the sea floor |
| Commander: | The Main Bishop |
| Minion: | "adherent" |
| Axiom: | "Cthulhu is watching." |
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