Your occult organization:

Name: The Fraternal Assassins of the Frog
Goal: overthrow the Boy Scouts
Methods:
  • mutant powers
  • positive thoughts
Income source: t-shirts with the logo on them
Headquarters: castle made of human bones
Commander: The Crown Nomarch
Minion: "loser"
Axiom: "All thought is useless."
Beliefs:
  • crystals can heal AIDS
  • only through sex with ferrets can we reach godhood

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