Occult Organization Generator

Your occult organization:

Name:	The Cursed Coven of the Lead Dawn
Goal:	get laid
Methods:	experimental new age youth groups psychic 1-900 numbers
Income source:	injection molded plastics plant
Headquarters:	moon base
Commander:	The Crown Poobah
Minion:	"brother"
Axiom:	"God is watching."
Beliefs:	Cthulhu speaks to them through broken cell phones crystals are the source of all negative energy scientologists are in control of all LSD production

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