Your occult organization:

Name: The Honorable Guild of the Consecrated Hexagram
Goal: realize true anarchy
Methods:
  • philosophy
  • gin
  • intelligent manta rays
Income source: gold mines worked by enslaved aliens
Headquarters: Australian outback
Commander: The First Heresiarch
Minion: "soldier"
Axiom: "The hand of Buddha is with us all."
Beliefs:
  • Cthulhu speaks to them through broken cell phones
  • birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain
  • dolphins control the weather

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