Your occult organization:
Name:
The Satanic Guild of the Clay Staff
Goal:
secede
Texas
from the
USA
Methods:
guns
Income source:
prostitution
Headquarters:
Tokyo
karaoke bar
Commander:
The Mighty Oligarch
Minion:
"neophyte"
Axiom:
"Gabba gabba hey."
Beliefs:
computers are the next dominant life form
Area 51
was a story invented to cover the tracks of the
Illuminati
cancer was engineered by the US government
gold is the source of all psychic energy
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