Your occult organization:

Name: The Eminent Council of the Chaste Athame
Goal: further the reign of Stryper
Methods:
  • organic foods
Income source: protection rackets
Headquarters: office building in New York City
Commander: The Mighty Exarch
Minion: "brother"
Axiom: "Who will be eaten first?"
Beliefs:
  • the telephone is a cover story for actual worldwide telepathy
  • Australia is home to over 3000 Martians
  • velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth
  • chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls

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