Your occult organization:

Name: The Cursed Brothers of the Shrine
Goal: overthrow the Skull and Bones
Methods:
  • mom's liquor cabinet
  • mutant llamas
Income source: conflict diamonds
Headquarters: Atlantis
Commander: The Brigadier Autarch
Minion: "inmate"
Axiom: "There is no point."
Beliefs:
  • peyote cures AIDS
  • the world will end on May 5th, 2012
  • demons walk the earth in the form of Jehova's Witnesses
  • Babel only did the job half way

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