Your occult organization:

Name: The Honorable College of the Chrome Dawn
Goal: destroy all other occult organizations
Methods:
  • intelligent manta rays
  • a virus for dandruff
  • alien technology
Income source: t-shirts with the logo on them
Headquarters: underneath Central Park
Commander: The Brigadier Wise One
Minion: "scholar"
Axiom: "This world is an illusion."
Beliefs:
  • all humans are a waste

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