| Name: | The Satanic Disciples of the Osmium Triangle |
| Goal: | destroy all television sets on the planet |
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| Income source: | oldschool grifting |
| Headquarters: | mobile tank on the sea floor |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Sovereign |
| Minion: | "cohort" |
| Axiom: | "Fuck it all!" |
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