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Name:
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The Luciferian Knights of the Plastic Labyrinth |
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Goal:
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find life on Mars |
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Methods:
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- experimental new age youth groups
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Income source:
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selling stolen cars in Mexico |
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Headquarters:
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relocateable dimensional gate |
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Commander:
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The Superior Chiliarch |
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Minion:
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"worm" |
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Axiom:
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"n/a" |
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Beliefs:
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- bananas came from alien seeds in a meteor
- ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
- chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls
- pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries
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