Your occult organization:

Name: The Anarchaic Tribe of the Sacred Star
Goal: combine pig and elephant DNA
Methods:
  • LSD laced candy canes
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: Madagascar
Commander: The Commanding Archbishop
Minion: "thug"
Axiom: "I am nothing."
Beliefs:
  • sock monkeys house the spirits of feet
  • tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge
  • only anal sex can stop forest fires
  • the Illuminati controls the government

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