Your occult organization:

Name: The Zoroastrian Clergy of the Sublime Goblin
Goal: destroy MySpace
Methods:
  • an alien gelatinous blob
Income source: betting on third world conflicts
Headquarters: somewhere in Nevada
Commander: The Brigadier Oligarch
Minion: "inmate"
Axiom: "All stupidity comes form people who think they are smart."
Beliefs:
  • the pyramids were built by aliens
  • Area 51 was a story invented to cover the tracks of the Illuminati
  • homosexuals control the NYSE
  • the catholic church is a front for a time travel regulation agency

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