Your occult organization:

Name: The Healing Disciples of the Sanctorium
Goal: overthrow the government of Argentina
Methods:
  • ex-French Foreign Legion commandos
  • mutant powers
  • pouring salt on slugs
Income source: LSD manufacturing
Headquarters: space station orbiting earth
Commander: The Main Trierarch
Minion: "son/daughter"
Axiom: "I'm OK, fuck you."
Beliefs:
  • Oprah is an android
  • no one is in control

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