| Name: | The Exalted Clergy of the Wooden Toad |
| Goal: | convert NYC into farm land |
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| Income source: | coffee franchise |
| Headquarters: | Tokyo karaoke bar |
| Commander: | The Holy Gymnasiarch |
| Minion: | "brother" |
| Axiom: | "contradiction is the key to elightenment" |
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