| Name: | The Faithful Crusaders of the Basilica |
| Goal: | change the US flag to have 27 stripes |
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| Income source: | diversified mutual funds |
| Headquarters: | secret office inside Microsoft headquarters |
| Commander: | The Superior Deacon |
| Minion: | "mate" |
| Axiom: | "I am the walrus." |
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