| Name: | The Sororal Mob of the Ebony Enneagram |
| Goal: | get laid |
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| Income source: | skimming girl scout cookie sales |
| Headquarters: | Central Park |
| Commander: | The Crown Admiral |
| Minion: | "inmate" |
| Axiom: | "violence is the way to solve nothing" |
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