Your occult organization:

Name: The Erisian Faction of the Felt Troll
Goal: create a stone tribute to Quetzelquatil (the size of Ohio)
Methods:
  • philosophy
Income source: impromptu toll boothes
Headquarters: underneath the Great Salt Lake
Commander: The Brigadier Burseg
Minion: "goof"
Axiom: "I am the center of the tootsie roll."
Beliefs:
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
  • bread is evil
  • the earth is flat

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