| Name: | The Universal Clergy of the Burning Platypus |
| Goal: | cover the moon with daisies |
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| Income source: | filling out market research surveys |
| Headquarters: | relocateable dimensional gate |
| Commander: | The Holy Overlord |
| Minion: | "neophyte" |
| Axiom: | "To do is to be." |
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