Your occult organization:

Name: The Scientific Faction of the Vanadium Skeleton
Goal: make clothing illegal
Methods:
  • positive thoughts
  • group hugs
  • psychic mice
Income source: prostitution
Headquarters: Atlantis
Commander: The First Polemarch
Minion: "thug"
Axiom: "There is no supernatural force."
Beliefs:
  • climbing mountains offends the gods
  • oranges contain the seeds of alien life
  • the tides are caused by underground machinery

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