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Name:
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The Honorable Band of the Eternal Fork |
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Goal:
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destroy the English language through division into multiple dialects |
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Methods:
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- ex-French Foreign Legion commandos
- junkies with inline skates and machettes
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Income source:
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arts and crafts |
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Headquarters:
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Los Angeles |
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Commander:
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The Fleet Rector |
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Minion:
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"goof" |
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Axiom:
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"Just fucking do it." |
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Beliefs:
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- Australia is home to over 3000 Martians
- the moon landing was a hoax
- wearing jumpsuit underwear protects your precious bodily fluids
- Area 51 was a story invented to cover the tracks of the Illuminati
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