| Name: | The Authentic Mob of the Glass Cross |
| Goal: | get really fucking rich |
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| Income source: | banner ads |
| Headquarters: | Madagascar |
| Commander: | The Brigadier Phylarch |
| Minion: | "goober" |
| Axiom: | "I'm fucked, you're ok." |
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