| Name: | The Zoroastrian Assassins of the Aluminum Foil Whale |
| Goal: | resurrect Elvis |
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| Income source: | oldschool grifting |
| Headquarters: | Egyptian dungeon system |
| Commander: | The Prime Sacristan |
| Minion: | "blood" |
| Axiom: | "Fuck it all!" |
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