| Name: | The Tribe of the Lead Stele |
| Goal: | evaporate the great lakes |
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| Income source: | paypal phishing |
| Headquarters: | mall recruiting office in Witchita |
| Commander: | The Great Colonel |
| Minion: | "loser" |
| Axiom: | "There is no good or evil." |
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