Your occult organization:

Name: The Assassins of the Chaste Cross
Goal: return to primal life
Methods:
  • infomercials
Income source: coke
Headquarters: orbiting space station
Commander: The Pope
Minion: "warrior"
Axiom: "There is no reality more genuine than your own."
Beliefs:
  • no one is in control
  • the telephone is a cover story for actual worldwide telepathy
  • velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth

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