Your occult organization:
Name:
The Blessed Sect of the Jeweled Elemental
Goal:
starve the entire world
Methods:
a portal into another dimension
Income source:
coke
Headquarters:
strip mall in
Kansas
Commander:
The Most Grand Master
Minion:
"adept"
Axiom:
"n/a"
Beliefs:
Hitler
's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs
the US government already has teleportation technology
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