Your occult organization:

Name: The Circle of the Veiled Star
Goal: destroy California
Methods:
  • good fashion sense
  • poetry
Income source: WoW gold farming
Headquarters: abandoned steel mill
Commander: The Champion Burseg
Minion: "scholar"
Axiom: "There is no point."
Beliefs:
  • advanced humans can live on air alone
  • Hitler is under their bed
  • republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves

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