Your occult organization:

Name: The Prophetic Faction of the Ebony Vampire
Goal: destroy Australia
Methods:
  • 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
  • secret Pythagorean principles
  • logic
Income source: protection rackets
Headquarters: the center of the earth
Commander: The Prime Hesiarch
Minion: "catechumen"
Axiom: "I think therefore I am."
Beliefs:
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • aliens have invaded the United Nations

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