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Name:
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The Sororal Temple of the Furry Macintosh |
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Goal:
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contact spirits |
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Methods:
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- giant robots with wings
- monochromatic robes
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Income source:
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pizza delivery franchise |
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Headquarters:
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the apartments above a mixed-use shopping center in Muskogee |
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Commander:
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The Champion Judge |
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Minion:
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"son/daughter" |
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Axiom:
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"This world is an illusion." |
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Beliefs:
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- human society would be better off without shoes
- pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries
- rabbit's feet bring the help of spirits
- the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
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