Your occult organization:

Name: The Teutonic Prelacy of the Morning Hippogryph
Goal: expose all secret robots
Methods:
  • Aleister Crowley's skull
  • ex-French Foreign Legion commandos
  • giant robots
Income source: beauty contest winnings
Headquarters: temple of gold in the a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yucatan">Yucatan
Commander: The Most Holy Taxiarch
Minion: "boot"
Axiom: "violence is the way to solve nothing"
Beliefs:
  • Llamas can contact the dead
  • burning books may help advance society

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