| Name: | The Sororal Order of the Oaken Zombie |
| Goal: | unite the USA and Canada into The North American States |
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| Income source: | mowing lawns |
| Headquarters: | underground building in Utah |
| Commander: | The Fleet Patriarch |
| Minion: | "loser" |
| Axiom: | "The hand of Buddha is with us all." |
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