| Name: | The Hermetic Pupils of the Reliquary |
| Goal: | take over Benelux |
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| Income source: | cable tv shows |
| Headquarters: | small office building in Barstow |
| Commander: | The Superior Rector |
| Minion: | "devotee" |
| Axiom: | "I am the center of the tootsie roll." |
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