Your occult organization:

Name: The Islamic Band of the Azure Planet
Goal: create awe inspiring art
Methods:
Income source: diversified mutual funds
Headquarters: underground building in Utah
Commander: The Fleet Commander
Minion: "neophyte"
Axiom: "Gabba gabba hey."
Beliefs:
  • cancer was engineered by the US government
  • Methodists are causing global warming

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