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Name:
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The Benevolent Union of the Clay Horn |
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Goal:
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overthrow the Boy Scouts |
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Methods:
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- meditation
- mind control drugs in girl scout cookies
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Income source:
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selling stolen cars in Mexico |
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Headquarters:
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none |
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Commander:
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The Absolute Boss |
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Minion:
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"warrior" |
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Axiom:
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"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" |
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Beliefs:
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- all women are actually aquatic centipedes
- republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves
- Llamas can contact the dead
- the earth is a controlled experiment run by mysterious overseers
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