Your occult organization:

Name: The Vigorous Pupils of the Clay Cross
Goal: further the reign of Stryper
Methods:
  • gargantuan maggots
Income source: opium farming
Headquarters: castle made of human bones
Commander: The Commanding Leader
Minion: "thug"
Axiom: "There is no reality more genuine than your own."
Beliefs:
  • the Illuminati controls the government
  • the pyramids were built by aliens

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