Your occult organization:

Name: The Virtuous Commandery of the Spirits
Goal: further the reign of Stryper
Methods:
  • psychic mice
Income source: grey market pharmeceuticals
Headquarters: secret underground base
Commander: The Most Holy Taxiarch
Minion: "advocate"
Axiom: "Do what thout wilt lest it harm none"
Beliefs:
  • cancer was engineered by the US government
  • the moon landing was a hoax
  • aliens have invaded the United Nations
  • bread is evil

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