Your occult organization:

Name: The Sanctuary of the Last Whale
Goal: get cool outfits and party
Methods:
  • circumcision
  • meditating while skydiving
Income source: assassination
Headquarters: Madagascar
Commander: The Crown Exarch
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "My mind controlls my reality."
Beliefs:
  • the EU is promoting caffeine abuse
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats

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