Your occult organization:

Name: The Teutonic Assassins of the Burning Amulet
Goal: amputate everyone's big toes
Methods:
  • spam
Income source: various odd jobs
Headquarters: autonomous floating city in the mediteranian
Commander: The Prime Pope
Minion: "congregant"
Axiom: "Honor is won in battle."
Beliefs:
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • Babel only did the job half way
  • gold is the source of all psychic energy
  • pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries

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