| Name: | The Mob of the Glass Pentagram |
| Goal: | immanentize the eschaton |
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| Income source: | various odd jobs |
| Headquarters: | mall recruiting office in Witchita |
| Commander: | The Great Lord |
| Minion: | "mate" |
| Axiom: | "The hand of Buddha is with us all." |
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