Your occult organization:

Name: The Barbaric Band of the Stele
Goal: destroy the United States
Methods:
  • cartomancy
  • tennis visors with mind control chips
  • gargantuan maggots
Income source: conflict diamonds
Headquarters: warehouse at the NYC port
Commander: The Hesiarch
Minion: "peon"
Axiom: "I am the walrus."
Beliefs:
  • reincarnation
  • the I Ching answers all questions accurately
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug

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