Your occult organization:

Name: The Arcane Brothers of the Scandium Spider
Goal: destroy all television sets
Methods:
  • drugs in the water supply
Income source: secret shopper work
Headquarters: somewhere in Mongolia
Commander: The Main Eparch
Minion: "fellow"
Axiom: "This world is an illusion."
Beliefs:
  • Llamas can contact the dead
  • eating insects is the path to enlightenment
  • wearing jumpsuit underwear protects your precious bodily fluids
  • crystals can heal AIDS

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