Your occult organization:

Name: The Omnipresent League of the Black Helm
Goal: contact the spirit world
Methods:
  • sex magick
  • secret Pythagorean principles
  • breakdancers armed with uzis
Income source: selling roses streetside and at major events
Headquarters: abandoned NYC subway tunnel
Commander: The Commanding President
Minion: "mate"
Axiom: "There is no good in this world."
Beliefs:
  • tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • crystals can heal AIDS

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