| Name: | The Luciferian Knights of the Boron Star |
| Goal: | burn as many copies of the KJV as possible |
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| Income source: | exercise equipment infomercials |
| Headquarters: | undiscovered pacific island |
| Commander: | The Fleet Kahuna |
| Minion: | "son/daughter" |
| Axiom: | "Station." |
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