Your occult organization:

Name: The Sororal Mob of the Lizard
Goal: get laid
Methods:
  • convincing pamphlets
Income source: some cafepress stuff
Headquarters: Oklahoma City
Commander: The Commanding Scholarch
Minion: "catechumen"
Axiom: "All thought is useless."
Beliefs:
  • all email is read by an enslaved alien at FEMA headquarters
  • oranges contain the seeds of alien life
  • demons walk the earth in the form of Jehova's Witnesses

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