| Name: | The Only Sisters of the Harpy |
| Goal: | eliminate use of the American spelling of Aluminium |
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| Income source: | betting on third world conflicts |
| Headquarters: | warehouse at the NYC port |
| Commander: | The Most Grand Taxiarch |
| Minion: | "slug" |
| Axiom: | "God is watching." |
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