| Name: | The Occult Coven of the Boron Dawn |
| Goal: | destroy the English language through division into multiple dialects |
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| Income source: | gold mines worked by enslaved aliens |
| Headquarters: | Madagascar |
| Commander: | The Nomarch |
| Minion: | "loser" |
| Axiom: | "violence is the way to solve nothing" |
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