| Name: | The Teutonic Society of the Maroon Sphinx |
| Goal: | move stone henge to the moon |
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| Income source: | beauty contest winnings |
| Headquarters: | Tibet |
| Commander: | The Grand Exarch |
| Minion: | "servant" |
| Axiom: | "I'm OK, you're OK." |
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