| Name: | The Devoted Commandery of the Silver Goblet |
| Goal: | pay off their student loans |
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| Income source: | secret shopper work |
| Headquarters: | Al Amarja |
| Commander: | The Commanding Matriarch |
| Minion: | "stormtrooper" |
| Axiom: | "I'm fucked, you're ok." |
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