Your occult organization:

Name: The Hebrew Commandery of the Giant
Goal: destroy all other occult organizations
Methods:
  • subliminal messages on TV
  • the Yi King
  • breakdancers armed with uzis
Income source: gold mines worked by enslaved aliens
Headquarters: somewhere in Nevada
Commander: The Holy Pope
Minion: "fellow"
Axiom: "Honor is won in battle."
Beliefs:
  • republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves
  • tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge

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