| Name: | The Open Source Council of the Emerald Mandala |
| Goal: | amputate everyone's big toes |
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| Income source: | sandwich franchise |
| Headquarters: | Oklahoma City |
| Commander: | The Absolute Archbishop |
| Minion: | "adept" |
| Axiom: | "All thought is useless." |
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