Your occult organization:

Name: The Mysterious College of the Infinite Naga
Goal: overthrow the Iluminati
Methods:
  • anti-gravity technology stolen from aliens
Income source: grey market pharmeceuticals
Headquarters: Al Amarja
Commander: The Holy Trierarch
Minion: "inmate"
Axiom: "I am nothing."
Beliefs:
  • aliens have invaded the United Nations
  • lemur blood can cure blindness
  • the EU is controlled by the Jesuits
  • the spirits of the dead live on inside of canned food

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