| Name: | The Mighty Knights of the Blue Triangle |
| Goal: | destroy MySpace |
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| Income source: | opium farming |
| Headquarters: | small office building in Barstow |
| Commander: | The Crown Pope |
| Minion: | "winner" |
| Axiom: | "Every man and every woman is a star." |
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