Your occult organization:

Name: The Devoted Institute of the Eagle
Goal: switch the world population to using the Mayan calendar
Methods:
  • meditating while skydiving
  • blessed trees
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: Madagascar
Commander: The First Lord
Minion: "comrade"
Axiom: "There is no good or evil."
Beliefs:
  • carrots are the poisonous food of underground carnivorous humanoid dwellers

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