| Name: | The Teutonic League of the Last Star |
| Goal: | unite the USA and Canada into The North American States |
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| Income source: | some cafepress stuff |
| Headquarters: | space station orbiting earth |
| Commander: | The Great Eparch |
| Minion: | "adept" |
| Axiom: | "All stupidity comes form people who think they are smart." |
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