Your occult organization:

Name: The Faithful Followers of the Sacred Sabre
Goal: overthrow the Masons
Methods:
  • tribbles
  • growing really long beards
  • the poinsoning of all Starbucks coffee
Income source: sales of member artwork on Zazzle
Headquarters: Oklahoma City
Commander: The Distinguished Rector
Minion: "congregant"
Axiom: "chance is the only thing you can trust"
Beliefs:
  • Area 51 was a story invented to cover the tracks of the Illuminati
  • the moon landing was a hoax
  • republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves

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