| Name: | The Zoroastrian Brothers of the Astral Star |
| Goal: | destroy all art |
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| Income source: | Nobel prize funds |
| Headquarters: | underneath the Great Salt Lake |
| Commander: | The Most Holy Priest |
| Minion: | "blood" |
| Axiom: | "There is no reality more genuine than your own." |
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