| Name: | The Dark Servants of the Double Katana |
| Goal: | genetically infiltrate all humans |
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| Income source: | dollar stores |
| Headquarters: | secret office inside Microsoft headquarters |
| Commander: | The Most Holy Cardinal |
| Minion: | "seed" |
| Axiom: | "Give and expect no goodwill." |
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