Your occult organization:

Name: The Exoteric Devotees of the Chrome Orc
Goal: change the US flag to have 27 stripes
Methods:
  • mutant llamas
Income source: diversified mutual funds
Headquarters: Oklahoma City
Commander: The Fleet Deacon
Minion: "fellow"
Axiom: "The hand of Buddha is with us all."
Beliefs:
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • crystals can heal AIDS

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