Your occult organization:

Name: The Luciferian Knights of the Plastic Labyrinth
Goal: find life on Mars
Methods:
  • experimental new age youth groups
Income source: selling stolen cars in Mexico
Headquarters: relocateable dimensional gate
Commander: The Superior Chiliarch
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "n/a"
Beliefs:
  • bananas came from alien seeds in a meteor
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls
  • pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries

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