| Name: | The Hermetic Amalgam of the Bull |
| Goal: | add a fourth branch to US government |
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| Income source: | pizza delivery franchise |
| Headquarters: | Siberian prison |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Poobah |
| Minion: | "catechumen" |
| Axiom: | "I'm OK, fuck you." |
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