| Name: | The Islamic Sect of the Filthy Crescent |
| Goal: | switch the world population to using the Mayan calendar |
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| Income source: | kidnapped web designers |
| Headquarters: | underneath Central Park |
| Commander: | The Crown Abbot |
| Minion: | "peon" |
| Axiom: | "Loop it." |
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