| Name: | The Masonic Guild of the Jade Bayonet |
| Goal: | get the entire human race onto a space ship to avoid the coming space highway bypass |
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| Income source: | animal prostitution |
| Headquarters: | the center of the earth |
| Commander: | The Brigadier Deacon |
| Minion: | "worm" |
| Axiom: | "Gimme action, action, gimme action not words." |
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