Your occult organization:

Name: The Scientific Sect of the Emerald Grail
Goal: sink Australia
Methods:
  • low budget sci-fi movies
  • a virus for dandruff
Income source: fake firefighters asking for donations
Headquarters: abandoned steel mill
Commander: The Prime Overseer
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "Gabba gabba hey."
Beliefs:
  • dolphins control the weather
  • Oprah is an android

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