| Name: | The Honorable Brotherhood of the Sabre |
| Goal: | destroy the United States |
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| Income source: | kidnapped web designers |
| Headquarters: | somewhere in Mongolia |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Eparch |
| Minion: | "comrade" |
| Axiom: | "I am the center if my universe." |
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