Your occult organization:

Name: The Devoted Servants of the Naugahyde Manticore
Goal: unite the USA and Canada into The North American States
Methods:
Income source: secret shopper work
Headquarters: mall recruiting office in Witchita
Commander: The Champion Principal
Minion: "cohort"
Axiom: "Cthulhu is watching."
Beliefs:
  • never let water touch your elbows, or you will drown in a week
  • birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain

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