| Name: | The Honorable Band of the Final Glade |
| Goal: | change the US flag to have 27 stripes |
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| Income source: | eBay |
| Headquarters: | Washington, DC office |
| Commander: | The Most Holy Rector |
| Minion: | "cohort" |
| Axiom: | "Gabba gabba hey." |
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