Your occult organization:

Name: The Luciferian Council of the Maroon Dawn
Goal: overthrow the Masons
Methods:
  • monochromatic robes
  • open mic night
Income source: diversified mutual funds
Headquarters: abandoned steel mill
Commander: The Grand Burseg
Minion: "soldier"
Axiom: "There is no supernatural force."
Beliefs:
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries

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