| Name: | The Altruistic Union of the Bronze Crescent |
| Goal: | end all war |
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| Income source: | gold mines worked by enslaved aliens |
| Headquarters: | strip mall in Kansas |
| Commander: | The Most Grand Exarch |
| Minion: | "seed" |
| Axiom: | "The mind is the universe." |
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