Your occult organization:

Name: The Altruistic Companions of the Seraphic Dawn
Goal: take over the earth
Methods:
  • philosophy
Income source: Nobel prize funds
Headquarters: Waco, Texas
Commander: The Crown Kingpin
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "violence solves everything"
Beliefs:
  • the moon landing was a hoax

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