| Name: | The Esoteric Sodality of the Morning Serpent |
| Goal: | end the heresy of disc golf |
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| Income source: | eBay |
| Headquarters: | somewhere in Mongolia |
| Commander: | The Holy Lord |
| Minion: | "brother" |
| Axiom: | "contradiction is the key to elightenment" |
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