Your occult organization:

Name: The Hebrew Abbey of the Seraphic Sanctorium
Goal: destroy the earth
Methods:
  • circumcision
Income source: filling out market research surveys
Headquarters: 18 wheel truck command center
Commander: The Fleet Bishop
Minion: "loyal"
Axiom: "Fuck it all!"
Beliefs:
  • crystals can heal AIDS
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love

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