| Name: | The Christian School of the Azure Fairie |
| Goal: | destroy the United States |
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| Income source: | skimming girl scout cookie sales |
| Headquarters: | strip mall in Kansas |
| Commander: | The Most Holy Director |
| Minion: | "pupil" |
| Axiom: | "I'm fucked, you're ok." |
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