Your occult organization:

Name: The Open Source House of the Sword
Goal: add spider DNA to the general human gene pool
Methods:
  • giant robots
  • the scientific method
Income source: Nobel prize funds
Headquarters: undiscovered pacific island
Commander: The Judge
Minion: "adherent"
Axiom: "We are all gods."
Beliefs:
  • computers are the next dominant life form
  • elephants can listen in on cell phone calls
  • meat consumption is the cause of WWII
  • carrots are the poisonous food of underground carnivorous humanoid dwellers

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