Your occult organization:

Name: The Egyptian Order of the Silver Scroll
Goal: take over the earth
Methods:
  • Aleister Crowley's skull
  • psychic 1-900 numbers
  • meditating underwater
Income source: membership fees
Headquarters: secret virtual reality space
Commander: The Crown Exarch
Minion: "adherent"
Axiom: "Give and expect no goodwill."
Beliefs:
  • the I Ching answers all questions accurately
  • rabbit's feet bring the help of spirits
  • tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge

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