Your occult organization:

Name: The Honorable Sanctuary of the Gallium Triangle
Goal: Get off the damn planet
Methods:
  • millions of craig's list ads
  • tantric meditation
Income source: protection rackets
Headquarters: Oklahoma City
Commander: The Holy Marshal
Minion: "neophyte"
Axiom: "Honor is won in battle."
Beliefs:
  • the Masons control the government
  • the world will end on May 5th, 2012
  • the moon landing was a hoax

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