| Name: | The Theosophical Companions of the Infernal Pallium |
| Goal: | end hunger |
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| Income source: | member tithing |
| Headquarters: | Tokyo karaoke bar |
| Commander: | The Brigadier Patriarch |
| Minion: | "peon" |
| Axiom: | "We are all fucked." |
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