| Name: | The Unknowing Assassins of the Aluminum Foil Cross |
| Goal: | discover the secret of time travel |
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| Income source: | patent licenses for RealDoll |
| Headquarters: | unknown location in Benelux |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Oligarch |
| Minion: | "trooper" |
| Axiom: | "There is no god where I am." |
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