Your occult organization:

Name: The Universal Clergy of the Burning Platypus
Goal: cover the moon with daisies
Methods:
  • blessed trees
Income source: filling out market research surveys
Headquarters: relocateable dimensional gate
Commander: The Holy Overlord
Minion: "neophyte"
Axiom: "To do is to be."
Beliefs:
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
  • the telephone is a cover story for actual worldwide telepathy
  • WWI was in 407 B.C.

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