Your occult organization:

Name: The Benevolent Sodality of the Filthy Hippogryph
Goal: overthrow the government of Argentina
Methods:
  • the holy grail
Income source: sandwich franchise
Headquarters: rural Japan
Commander: The Absolute Pope
Minion: "loyal"
Axiom: "There is no evil, only stupidity."
Beliefs:
  • bread is evil
  • WWI was in 407 B.C.
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • water is the source of all divine contact

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