| Name: | The Teutonic Commandery of the Styrofoam Chapel |
| Goal: | destroy South America |
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| Income source: | sandwich franchise |
| Headquarters: | space station |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Governor |
| Minion: | "soldier" |
| Axiom: | "If life gives you lemons, make shit." |
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