Your occult organization:

Name: The Universal House of the Blue Frog
Goal: overthrow the Iluminati
Methods:
  • the ark
Income source: secret shopper work
Headquarters: mobile tank on the sea floor
Commander: The Burseg
Minion: "comrade"
Axiom: "The mind is the universe."
Beliefs:
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
  • rabbit's feet bring the help of spirits
  • pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries

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