Your occult organization:

Name: The Islamic Convention of the Diamond Scroll
Goal: end the era of the computer
Methods:
  • blessed trees
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: Portugal
Commander: The Absolute Scholarch
Minion: "adherent"
Axiom: "Cthulhu is watching."
Beliefs:
  • Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs
  • Methodists are causing global warming

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