| Name: | The Satanic Gang of the First Lamb |
| Goal: | overthrow the Boy Scouts |
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| Income source: | skimming girl scout cookie sales |
| Headquarters: | a church in Utah |
| Commander: | The Grand Wise One |
| Minion: | "boot" |
| Axiom: | "We are all gods." |
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