| Name: | The Prophetic Institute of the Yellow Lizard |
| Goal: | overthrow toastmasters |
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| Income source: | eBay scams |
| Headquarters: | secret office inside Microsoft headquarters |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Captain |
| Minion: | "goof" |
| Axiom: | "Do the dance, wear the pants." |
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