Your occult organization:

Name: The Esoteric Companions of the Ebony Giant
Goal: find life on Mars
Methods:
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: Oklahoma City
Commander: The Most Holy Heresiarch
Minion: "thug"
Axiom: "There is no point."
Beliefs:
  • Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs
  • the Masons control the government
  • Llamas can contact the dead
  • homosexuals control the NYSE

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