Your occult organization:

Name: The Mysterious Devotees of the Jeweled Undead
Goal: find Jimmy Hoffa
Methods:
  • reality TV shows
  • giant robots with wings and giant swords
  • purified water
Income source: Coca Cola stock
Headquarters: underground building in Utah
Commander: The Fleet Ecclesiarch
Minion: "scholar"
Axiom: "I'm OK, fuck you."
Beliefs:
  • marijuana is a source of divine power
  • the spirits of the dead live on inside of canned food
  • gold is the source of all psychic energy
  • the I Ching answers all questions accurately

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