Occult Organization Generator

Your occult organization:

Name:	The Altruistic Faction of the Glass Face
Goal:	spread the word of peace
Methods:	spam drugs in the water supply the Yi King
Income source:	taxi business
Headquarters:	abandoned military base in Guam
Commander:	The Royal Ethnarch
Minion:	"servant"
Axiom:	"There is no point."
Beliefs:	cancer was engineered by the US government birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain carrots are the poisonous food of underground carnivorous humanoid dwellers

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