| Name: | The Gnostic Sect of the Lamb |
| Goal: | resurrect Elvis |
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| Income source: | Nobel prize funds |
| Headquarters: | Siberian prison |
| Commander: | The Champion Sovereign |
| Minion: | "probationer" |
| Axiom: | "contradiction is the key to elightenment" |
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