Your occult organization:

Name: The Zoroastrian Brotherhood of the Spider
Goal: move stone henge to the moon
Methods:
Income source: eBay scams
Headquarters: orbiting space station
Commander: The Mighty Anarch
Minion: "seed"
Axiom: "My mind controlls my reality."
Beliefs:
  • the catholic church is a front for a time travel regulation agency
  • oranges contain the seeds of alien life
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • the world will end on May 5th, 2012

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