Your occult organization:

Name: The Dark Affiliation of the Purple Pantheon
Goal: overthrow the Skull and Bones
Methods:
Income source: gold mines worked by enslaved aliens
Headquarters: A sky castle over Europe
Commander: The Royal Patriarch
Minion: "servant"
Axiom: "This statement is false."
Beliefs:
  • consuming aluminum foil prolongs life
  • chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls
  • Area 51 was a story invented to cover the tracks of the Illuminati
  • elephants can listen in on cell phone calls

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