Your occult organization:

Name: The Blessed Followers of the Glaive
Goal: bring about the next ice age
Methods:
  • tantric meditation
Income source: member tithing
Headquarters: Egyptian dungeon system
Commander: The Distinguished Marshal
Minion: "devotee"
Axiom: "Gimme action, action, gimme action not words."
Beliefs:
  • meat consumption is the cause of WWII
  • Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs

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