Your occult organization:

Name: The Devoted Commandery of the Silver Goblet
Goal: pay off their student loans
Methods:
  • math
Income source: secret shopper work
Headquarters: Al Amarja
Commander: The Commanding Matriarch
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "I'm fucked, you're ok."
Beliefs:
  • computers are the next dominant life form
  • the I Ching answers all questions accurately

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