| Name: | The Companions of the Platypus |
| Goal: | overthrow toastmasters |
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| Income source: | LSD manufacturing |
| Headquarters: | warehouse at the NYC port |
| Commander: | The First Nomarch |
| Minion: | "winner" |
| Axiom: | "violence is the way to solve nothing" |
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