| Name: | The Islamic Assassins of the Copper Lamb |
| Goal: | immanentize the eschaton |
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| Income source: | fake firefighters asking for donations |
| Headquarters: | Nigeria |
| Commander: | The Crown Premier |
| Minion: | "boot" |
| Axiom: | "I think therefore I am." |
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