Occult Organization Generator

Your occult organization:

Name:	The Satanic Sanctuary of the Consecrated Mitre
Goal:	burn as many copies of the KJV as possible
Methods:	cereal box freebies open mic night
Income source:	sales of member artwork on Zazzle
Headquarters:	none
Commander:	The First Sacristan
Minion:	"stormtrooper"
Axiom:	"We are all fucked."
Beliefs:	velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth oranges contain the seeds of alien life Methodists are causing global warming hallucinogens cause rectal cancer

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