Your occult organization:

Name: The Christian Sect of the Veiled Spirits
Goal: end the heresy of disc golf
Methods:
  • fuckloads of cash
  • a legion of metal fans
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: 18 wheel truck command center
Commander: The Absolute Burseg
Minion: "son/daughter"
Axiom: "I'm OK, you're OK."
Beliefs:
  • hallucinogens cause rectal cancer
  • all you humans are so stupid
  • republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves

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