Your occult organization:

Name: The Arcane Disciples of the Robe
Goal: end the heresy of disc golf
Methods:
  • the poinsoning of all Starbucks coffee
  • boundless love
  • martial arts mastery
Income source: impromptu toll boothes
Headquarters: none
Commander: The Distinguished Commander
Minion: "heel"
Axiom: "Loop it."
Beliefs:
  • Llamas can contact the dead
  • scientologists are in control of all LSD production
  • peyote cures AIDS

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