| Name: | The Hallowed Union of the Sanctified Sanctorium |
| Goal: | infiltrate the Boy Scouts |
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| Income source: | protection rackets |
| Headquarters: | rural Japan |
| Commander: | The Grand Overlord |
| Minion: | "slug" |
| Axiom: | "I am the walrus." |
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