Your occult organization:

Name: The Satanic League of the Double Bull
Goal: eliminate use of the American spelling of Aluminium
Methods:
  • nude pilates
  • chips implanted in people's skulls
  • aliens
Income source: Coca Cola stock
Headquarters: Portugal
Commander: The Distinguished Abbot
Minion: "sister"
Axiom: "Cthulhu is watching."
Beliefs:
  • Babel only did the job half way
  • burning books may help advance society
  • republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves

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