| Name: | The Exoteric House of the Clay Troll |
| Goal: | destroy all television sets on the planet |
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| Income source: | fake firefighters asking for donations |
| Headquarters: | somewhere in Nevada |
| Commander: | The Grand Patriarch |
| Minion: | "catechumen" |
| Axiom: | "Who will be eaten first?" |
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