Your occult organization:

Name: The Great Knights of the Veiled Scimitar
Goal: get something to eat
Methods:
  • purified water
  • undead Boy Scouts
Income source: eBay scams
Headquarters: Waco, Texas
Commander: The Mighty Archbishop
Minion: "acorn"
Axiom: "violence solves everything"
Beliefs:
  • the tides are caused by underground machinery
  • water is the source of all divine contact

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