Your occult organization:

Name: The Brotherhood of the Blade
Goal: destroy all Walmarts
Methods:
  • psychic mice
  • martial arts mastery
  • circumcision
Income source: injection molded plastics plant
Headquarters: space station
Commander: The First Autarch
Minion: "son/daughter"
Axiom: "Do the dance, wear the pants."
Beliefs:
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
  • sock monkeys house the spirits of feet

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