Your occult organization:

Name: The Hallowed Knights of the Purple Fairie
Goal: return to primal life
Methods:
  • poetry
Income source: some cafepress stuff
Headquarters: Denang
Commander: The Grand Kahuna
Minion: "adherent"
Axiom: "The hand of Buddha is with us all."
Beliefs:
  • crystals are the source of all negative energy
  • oranges contain the seeds of alien life
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • dolphins control the weather

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