| Name: | The Decreed Sisters of the Horned Hippogryph |
| Goal: | destroy the United States |
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| Income source: | animal prostitution |
| Headquarters: | secret office inside Microsoft headquarters |
| Commander: | The Grand Navarch |
| Minion: | "advocate" |
| Axiom: | "Nothing is sacred." |
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