| Name: | The Cursed Prelacy of the Naugahyde Mirror |
| Goal: | take over Chile |
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| Income source: | fake firefighters asking for donations |
| Headquarters: | a church in Utah |
| Commander: | The Chief Taxiarch |
| Minion: | "mate" |
| Axiom: | "Life is sacred." |
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