Your occult organization:

Name: The Devoted Companions of the Steel Manticore
Goal: combine pig and elephant DNA
Methods:
  • a supercomputer
  • organic foods
  • reality TV shows
Income source: selling roses streetside and at major events
Headquarters: temple of gold in the a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yucatan">Yucatan
Commander: The Great Navarch
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "There is no good or evil."
Beliefs:
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • elephants can listen in on cell phone calls
  • episodes of Charles in Charge contain secret NSA messages for aliens

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