Your occult organization:

Name: The Masonic Guild of the Jade Bayonet
Goal: get the entire human race onto a space ship to avoid the coming space highway bypass
Methods:
  • a giant mind control ray
  • secret Pythagorean principles
Income source: animal prostitution
Headquarters: the center of the earth
Commander: The Brigadier Deacon
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "Gimme action, action, gimme action not words."
Beliefs:
  • homosexuals control the NYSE
  • water is the source of all divine contact
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real

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