Your occult organization:

Name: The Blessed League of the Luminous Platypus
Goal: take over Chile
Methods:
  • tantric meditation
  • pouring salt on slugs
Income source: t-shirts with the logo on them
Headquarters: Tokyo karaoke bar
Commander: The Grand Burseg
Minion: "slug"
Axiom: "Nothing exists, everything is permitted"
Beliefs:
  • lemur blood can cure blindness
  • the earth is flat

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