Your occult organization:

Name: The Honorable Gang of the Scimitar
Goal: get something to eat
Methods:
  • pouring salt on slugs
  • plastic weapons
Income source: bonus whoring on poker sites
Headquarters: prefab aluminium building in Paris TX
Commander: The Burseg
Minion: "peon"
Axiom: "We are all fucked."
Beliefs:
  • consuming aluminum foil prolongs life
  • chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls
  • never let water touch your elbows, or you will drown in a week

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