| Name: | The Cursed House of the Glade |
| Goal: | enslave the human race to create widgets for aliens |
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| Income source: | skimming girl scout cookie sales |
| Headquarters: | moon base |
| Commander: | The Governor |
| Minion: | "winner" |
| Axiom: | "I am the walrus." |
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