Your occult organization:

Name: The Prophetic Institute of the Yellow Lizard
Goal: overthrow toastmasters
Methods:
  • ancient chinese secrets
  • holy light
  • chips implanted in people's skulls
Income source: eBay scams
Headquarters: secret office inside Microsoft headquarters
Commander: The Distinguished Captain
Minion: "goof"
Axiom: "Do the dance, wear the pants."
Beliefs:
  • wearing jumpsuit underwear protects your precious bodily fluids
  • Llamas can contact the dead
  • the moon landing was a hoax

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