| Name: | The Arcane Abbey of the Spider |
| Goal: | switch the world population to using the Mayan calendar |
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| Income source: | mowing lawns |
| Headquarters: | Portugal |
| Commander: | The Director |
| Minion: | "seed" |
| Axiom: | "Do what thout wilt lest it harm none" |
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