| Name: | The Blessed Brotherhood of the Beryllium Reliquary |
| Goal: | evaporate the great lakes |
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| Income source: | banner ads |
| Headquarters: | Australian outback |
| Commander: | The Mighty Deacon |
| Minion: | "adherent" |
| Axiom: | "Cthulhu is watching." |
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