| Name: | The Teutonic Disciples of the Infernal Goblin |
| Goal: | get the entire human race onto a space ship to avoid the coming space highway bypass |
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| Income source: | sandwich franchise |
| Headquarters: | small office building in Barstow |
| Commander: | The Main Deacon |
| Minion: | "fellow" |
| Axiom: | "There is no good or evil." |
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