Your occult organization:

Name: The Assassins of the Jeweled Star
Goal: attain oneness with God
Methods:
  • satanic iguanas
  • cartomancy
  • infomercials
Income source: selling roses streetside and at major events
Headquarters: abandoned military base in Guam
Commander: The Commanding Burseg
Minion: "grunt"
Axiom: "There is no good in this world."
Beliefs:
  • beer was invented by penguins
  • scientologists are in control of all LSD production
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge

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