Your occult organization:

Name: The Omnipresent Society of the Cyan Bugbear
Goal: score some awesome hydro
Methods:
  • sex magick
Income source: opium farming
Headquarters: space station
Commander: The Distinguished Poobah
Minion: "advocate"
Axiom: "We are all fucked."
Beliefs:
  • water is the source of all divine contact
  • the EU is promoting caffeine abuse
  • reincarnation
  • the telephone is a cover story for actual worldwide telepathy

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