| Name: | The Eminent College of the First Wakizashi |
| Goal: | stop the Dave Chapelle show |
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| Income source: | large inherritance |
| Headquarters: | temple of gold in the a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yucatan">Yucatan |
| Commander: | The Director |
| Minion: | "blood" |
| Axiom: | "violence solves everything" |
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