| Name: | The Angelic College of the Bayonet |
| Goal: | attain oneness with God |
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| Income source: | member tithing |
| Headquarters: | secret virtual reality space |
| Commander: | The Most Holy Cardinal |
| Minion: | "inmate" |
| Axiom: | "Do the dance, wear the pants." |
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