Your occult organization:

Name: The Sisterhood of the Sphinx
Goal: destroy Australia
Methods:
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: prefab aluminium building in Paris TX
Commander: The Most Grand Wise One
Minion: "winner"
Axiom: "I am the center if my universe."
Beliefs:
  • the world will end on May 5th, 2012
  • the US government already has teleportation technology

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