| Name: | The Original Faction of the Zombie |
| Goal: | burn as many copies of the KJV as possible |
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| Income source: | custom hallucinogens |
| Headquarters: | moon base |
| Commander: | The Distinguished Poobah |
| Minion: | "worm" |
| Axiom: | "Honor is won in battle." |
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