| Name: | The Chaotic Knights of the Impenetrable Toad |
| Goal: | infiltrate the Masonic order to control all publishing |
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| Income source: | eBay scams |
| Headquarters: | Washington, DC office |
| Commander: | The Crown Trierarch |
| Minion: | "loyal" |
| Axiom: | "violence is the way to solve nothing" |
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