Your occult organization:

Name: The Loving Tribe of the Gallium Lance
Goal: blow up Miami
Methods:
Income source: paypal phishing
Headquarters: secret underground base
Commander: The Brigadier Archbishop
Minion: "loyal"
Axiom: "n/a"
Beliefs:
  • all email is read by an enslaved alien at FEMA headquarters
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • sock monkeys house the spirits of feet
  • advanced humans can live on air alone

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