Your occult organization:

Name: The Original Band of the Brown Octopus
Goal: destroy all other occult organizations
Methods:
  • anti-gravity technology stolen from aliens
Income source: betting on third world conflicts
Headquarters: castle made of human bones
Commander: The Great Master
Minion: "neophyte"
Axiom: "There is no reality more genuine than your own."
Beliefs:
  • consuming aluminum foil prolongs life
  • Babel only did the job half way

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