Your occult organization:

Name: The Martinist Coven of the Silver Wand
Goal: destroy all television sets
Methods:
  • junkies with inline skates and machettes
  • steroid enhanced super soldiers
Income source: oldschool grifting
Headquarters: A sky castle over Europe
Commander: The First Eparch
Minion: "blood"
Axiom: "I'm OK, fuck you."
Beliefs:
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls

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