| Name: | The Omnipresent Faction of the Iron Hippogryph |
| Goal: | turn beans into peas |
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| Income source: | eBay scams |
| Headquarters: | office building in New York City |
| Commander: | The Mighty Admiral |
| Minion: | "fellow" |
| Axiom: | "There is no reality more genuine than your own." |
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