Your occult organization:

Name: The Convention of the Chromium Hydra
Goal: make intelligent plants
Methods:
  • giant robots with wings
  • the poinsoning of all Starbucks coffee
Income source: large inherritance
Headquarters: office building in New York City
Commander: The Commanding Navarch
Minion: "goober"
Axiom: "Life is short."
Beliefs:
  • the Masons control the government
  • the moon landing was a hoax

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