Your occult organization:

Name: The Satanic Mob of the Furry Mitre
Goal: bankrupt Halliburton
Methods:
  • ex-French Foreign Legion commandos
Income source: conflict diamonds
Headquarters: treehouse in central Chicago
Commander: The Chief Priest
Minion: "slug"
Axiom: "Life is sacred."
Beliefs:

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