| Name: | The Satanic Mob of the Furry Mitre |
| Goal: | bankrupt Halliburton |
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| Income source: | conflict diamonds |
| Headquarters: | treehouse in central Chicago |
| Commander: | The Chief Priest |
| Minion: | "slug" |
| Axiom: | "Life is sacred." |
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