Your occult organization:

Name: The Zoroastrian Coterie of the Bronze Scimitar
Goal: create awe inspiring art
  • anti-gravity technology stolen from aliens
Income source: selling roses streetside and at major events
Headquarters: Oklahoma City
Commander: The Pope
Minion: "pupil"
Axiom: "All thought is useless."
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • all email is read by an enslaved alien at FEMA headquarters
  • aliens have invaded the United Nations
  • homosexuals control the NYSE

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