Occult Organization Generator

Your occult organization:

Name:	The Hallowed School of the Goblin
Goal:	destroy California
Methods:	aliens
Income source:	strip mines in Africa
Headquarters:	moon base
Commander:	The Distinguished Archbishop
Minion:	"thug"
Axiom:	"Give and expect no goodwill."
Beliefs:	the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats

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