| Name: | The Eminent Order of the Plastic Sickle |
| Goal: | world domination, natch |
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| Income source: | animal prostitution |
| Headquarters: | Oklahoma City |
| Commander: | The Chief Master |
| Minion: | "mate" |
| Axiom: | "There is no supernatural force." |
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