| Name: | The Teutonic Brothers of the Jade Cow |
| Goal: | make a stunning quiche |
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| Income source: | reselling stolen bikes on craigslist |
| Headquarters: | mobile tank on the sea floor |
| Commander: | The Prime Taxiarch |
| Minion: | "mate" |
| Axiom: | "Life is short." |
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