Your occult organization:
Name:
The Satanic Order of the Pine Mirror
Goal:
secede
Texas
from the
USA
Methods:
pouring salt on slugs
mind control drugs in girl scout
cookies
militarized
aspartame
Income source:
eBay
Headquarters:
undiscovered pacific island
Commander:
The Commanding General
Minion:
"catechumen"
Axiom:
"I think therefore I am."
Beliefs:
pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries
human society would be better off without shoes
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