Your occult organization:

Name: The Occult Commandery of the Glass Enneagram
Goal: destroy Japan
Methods:
  • sharks with lasers on their heads
  • raves
  • tango dancing contests
Income source: pyramid schemes
Headquarters: Portugal
Commander: The Fleet Overlord
Minion: "loyal"
Axiom: "I am the center if my universe."
Beliefs:
  • chips have already been implanted in everyones' skulls
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • consuming aluminum foil prolongs life

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