Your occult organization:

Name: The Zoroastrian Assassins of the Aluminum Foil Whale
Goal: resurrect Elvis
Methods:
  • anal sex
  • tantric meditation
Income source: oldschool grifting
Headquarters: Egyptian dungeon system
Commander: The Prime Sacristan
Minion: "blood"
Axiom: "Fuck it all!"
Beliefs:
  • climbing mountains offends the gods
  • meat consumption is the cause of WWII

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