Your occult organization:
Name:
The Great Alliance of the Scimitar
Goal:
destroy the moon
Methods:
sharks with lasers on their heads
a portal into another dimension
late night paid programming
Income source:
arts and crafts
Headquarters:
Denang
Commander:
The Chief Premier
Minion:
"comrade"
Axiom:
"Cthulhu is watching."
Beliefs:
demons walk the earth in the form of
Jehova's Witnesses
cancer was engineered by the US government
computers are the next dominant life form
the
Illuminati
controls the government
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