Your occult organization:

Name: The Occult Faction of the White Sword
Goal: destroy Australia
Methods:
  • kids programming
  • contact with the old ones
  • poo
Income source: opium farming
Headquarters: Los Angeles
Commander: The Most Holy Kingpin
Minion: "goof"
Axiom: "There is no good or evil."
Beliefs:
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • peyote cures AIDS
  • Oprah is an android

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