Your occult organization:

Name: The Unknowing Sisters of the Purple Triangle
Goal: discover the secret of time travel
Methods:
  • rats high on weed
  • good fashion sense
  • rabid vampire bats
Income source: assassination
Headquarters: Nigeria
Commander: The Most Grand Master
Minion: "slug"
Axiom: "There is no point."
Beliefs:
  • crystals are the source of all negative energy
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats

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