Your occult organization:

Name: The Martinist Coterie of the Ivory Hand
Goal: genetically infiltrate all humans
Methods:
  • pouring salt on slugs
  • long uncut hair
  • Timothy Leary's pickled brain
Income source: various odd jobs
Headquarters: 18 wheel truck command center
Commander: The Mighty Hiparch
Minion: "heel"
Axiom: "The hand of Buddha is with us all."
Beliefs:
  • Babel only did the job half way
  • advanced humans can live on air alone
  • the spirits of the dead live on inside of canned food
  • Australia is home to over 3000 Martians

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