| Name: | The Zoroastrian Coalition of the Revealed Basilisk |
| Goal: | destroy Japan |
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| Income source: | reselling stolen bikes on craigslist |
| Headquarters: | warehouse at the NYC port |
| Commander: | The Crown Anarch |
| Minion: | "brother" |
| Axiom: | "We are all gods." |
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