| Name: | The Honorable Guild of the Chrome Harpy |
| Goal: | create awe inspiring art |
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| Income source: | filling out market research surveys |
| Headquarters: | secret office inside Microsoft headquarters |
| Commander: | The Champion Ecclesiarch |
| Minion: | "sister" |
| Axiom: | "Life is short, play hard." |
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