| Name: | The Temple of the Angel |
| Goal: | destroy the English language through division into multiple dialects |
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| Income source: | large inherritance |
| Headquarters: | Nigeria |
| Commander: | The Prime Hesiarch |
| Minion: | "soldier" |
| Axiom: | "I am not a unique and beautiful snowflake." |
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