| Name: | The Mysterious Devotees of the Jeweled Undead |
| Goal: | find Jimmy Hoffa |
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| Income source: | Coca Cola stock |
| Headquarters: | underground building in Utah |
| Commander: | The Fleet Ecclesiarch |
| Minion: | "scholar" |
| Axiom: | "I'm OK, fuck you." |
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