| Name: | The Omniscient Convention of the Eternal Pentagram |
| Goal: | make clothing illegal |
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| Income source: | pizza delivery franchise |
| Headquarters: | secret virtual reality space |
| Commander: | The Absolute Rector |
| Minion: | "peon" |
| Axiom: | "I am the center of the tootsie roll." |
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