| Name: | The Venerable Guild of the Silver Stele |
| Goal: | destroy Australia |
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| Income source: | t-shirts with the logo on them |
| Headquarters: | Australian outback |
| Commander: | The Absolute Phylarch |
| Minion: | "goof" |
| Axiom: | "We are all unique and shining snowflakes." |
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