| Name: | The Exalted Union of the Maroon Helm |
| Goal: | stop the Dave Chapelle show |
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| Income source: | gold mines worked by enslaved aliens |
| Headquarters: | space station |
| Commander: | The Crown Archbishop |
| Minion: | "worm" |
| Axiom: | "There is no good in this world." |
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