| Name: | The Only Society of the Oaken Enneagram |
| Goal: | end the heresy of disc golf |
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| Income source: | selling roses streetside and at major events |
| Headquarters: | space station orbiting earth |
| Commander: | The Great Priest |
| Minion: | "slug" |
| Axiom: | "Nothing exists, everything is permitted" |
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