Your occult organization:

Name: The Hermetic College of the Werewolf
Goal: make clothing illegal
Methods:
  • tribbles
  • an alien gelatinous blob
  • monochromatic robes
Income source: beauty contest winnings
Headquarters: strip mall in Kansas
Commander: The Mighty Heresiarch
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "Every man and every woman is a star."
Beliefs:
  • water is the source of all divine contact

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