Your occult organization:

Name: The Scientific Institute of the Holy Mitre
Goal: pay off their student loans
Methods:
Income source: taxi business
Headquarters: A sky castle over Europe
Commander: The Chief Phylarch
Minion: "fellow"
Axiom: "Just fucking do it."
Beliefs:
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • the Illuminati controls the government
  • the holocaust did not actually happen
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real

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