Your occult organization:

Name: The Gnostic Sect of the Lamb
Goal: resurrect Elvis
Methods:
  • mind control drugs in girl scout cookies
Income source: Nobel prize funds
Headquarters: Siberian prison
Commander: The Champion Sovereign
Minion: "probationer"
Axiom: "contradiction is the key to elightenment"
Beliefs:
  • the EU is controlled by the Jesuits

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