Your occult organization:

Name: The Egyptian Knights of the Clay Shrine
Goal: attain oneness with God
Methods:
  • vows of silence
  • destoying their egos
  • Timothy Leary's pickled brain
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: Al Amarja
Commander: The Mighty Overlord
Minion: "mate"
Axiom: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"
Beliefs:
  • homosexuals control the NYSE
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love

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