| Name: | The Fraternal Sanctuary of the Styrofoam Basilica |
| Goal: | pay off their student loans |
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| Income source: | gold mines worked by enslaved aliens |
| Headquarters: | office building in New York City |
| Commander: | The Holy Eleutherarch |
| Minion: | "winner" |
| Axiom: | "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" |
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