Your occult organization:

Name: The Vigorous Band of the Glass Wand
Goal: get something to eat
Methods:
  • mom's liquor cabinet
  • group hugs
Income source: reselling stolen bikes on craigslist
Headquarters: Madagascar
Commander: The Superior Director
Minion: "inmate"
Axiom: "violence is the way to solve nothing"
Beliefs:
  • eating insects is the path to enlightenment

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