| Name: | The Omniscient Affiliation of the Wooden Behemoth |
| Goal: | destroy Venus |
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| Income source: | Swiss bank accounts |
| Headquarters: | home office in Pittsburgh |
| Commander: | The Chief Admiral |
| Minion: | "blood" |
| Axiom: | "This statement is false." |
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