| Name: | The Arcane Followers of the Scarab |
| Goal: | evaporate the great lakes |
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| Income source: | synthetic cocaine |
| Headquarters: | Tibet |
| Commander: | The Prime Abbot |
| Minion: | "stormtrooper" |
| Axiom: | "The whole is greater than the part." |
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