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Name:
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The Devoted Brothers of the Final Sanctorium |
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Goal:
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destroy all television sets on the planet |
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Methods:
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- electronic music
- rabid vampire bats
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Income source:
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beauty contest winnings |
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Headquarters:
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somewhere in Nevada |
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Commander:
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The Crown Heresiarch |
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Minion:
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"advocate" |
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Axiom:
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"Honor is won in battle." |
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Beliefs:
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- Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs
- only anal sex can stop forest fires
- pilates instructors are all controlled by brain wave generators at local libraries
- the telephone is a cover story for actual worldwide telepathy
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