Your occult organization:

Name: The Blessed Institute of the Angel
Goal: move stone henge to the moon
Methods:
  • open mic night
  • the one ring
  • nuclear weapons
Income source: patent licenses for RealDoll
Headquarters: underneath the Great Salt Lake
Commander: The Superior Leader
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "violence solves everything"
Beliefs:
  • all vegans are communists

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