Your occult organization:

Name: The Blessed Brotherhood of the Beryllium Reliquary
Goal: evaporate the great lakes
Methods:
  • sex magick
  • monochromatic robes
  • good fashion sense
Income source: banner ads
Headquarters: Australian outback
Commander: The Mighty Deacon
Minion: "adherent"
Axiom: "Cthulhu is watching."
Beliefs:
  • the Masons control the government
  • meat consumption is the cause of WWII

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