Your occult organization:

Name: The Only Society of the Oaken Enneagram
Goal: end the heresy of disc golf
Methods:
  • giant robots
  • ancient chinese secrets
Income source: selling roses streetside and at major events
Headquarters: space station orbiting earth
Commander: The Great Priest
Minion: "slug"
Axiom: "Nothing exists, everything is permitted"
Beliefs:
  • eating insects is the path to enlightenment
  • computers are the next dominant life form
  • all email is read by an enslaved alien at FEMA headquarters

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