Your occult organization:
Name:
The Coven of the Holy Dwarf
Goal:
destroy all
Elvis
impersonators
Methods:
gin
neurolinguistic programming
aliens
Income source:
beauty contest winnings
Headquarters:
mall recruiting office in
Witchita
Commander:
The Heresiarch
Minion:
"seed"
Axiom:
"Nothing is sacred."
Beliefs:
the catholic church is a front for a time travel regulation agency
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