Your occult organization:

Name: The Occult Devotees of the Olive Tablet
Goal: erradicate the works of Chogyam Trungpa
Methods:
  • gargantuan maggots
Income source: dollar stores
Headquarters: undiscovered pacific island
Commander: The Fleet Captain
Minion: "adept"
Axiom: "The whole is greater than the part."
Beliefs:
  • all women are actually aquatic centipedes
  • the spirits of the dead live on inside of canned food
  • WWI was in 407 B.C.
  • never let water touch your elbows, or you will drown in a week

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