Your occult organization:

Name: The Blessed Sect of the Jeweled Elemental
Goal: starve the entire world
Methods:
  • a portal into another dimension
Income source: coke
Headquarters: strip mall in Kansas
Commander: The Most Grand Master
Minion: "adept"
Axiom: "n/a"
Beliefs:
  • Hitler's spirit communicates with sentient shrubs
  • the US government already has teleportation technology

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