| Name: | The Zoroastrian Clergy of the Sublime Goblin |
| Goal: | destroy MySpace |
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| Income source: | betting on third world conflicts |
| Headquarters: | somewhere in Nevada |
| Commander: | The Brigadier Oligarch |
| Minion: | "inmate" |
| Axiom: | "All stupidity comes form people who think they are smart." |
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