| Name: | The Altruistic Order of the Yari |
| Goal: | get really fucking rich |
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| Income source: | Swiss bank accounts |
| Headquarters: | moon base |
| Commander: | The Absolute Scholarch |
| Minion: | "worm" |
| Axiom: | "There is no reality more genuine than your own." |
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