| Name: | The Sororal Mob of the Lizard |
| Goal: | get laid |
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| Income source: | some cafepress stuff |
| Headquarters: | Oklahoma City |
| Commander: | The Commanding Scholarch |
| Minion: | "catechumen" |
| Axiom: | "All thought is useless." |
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