Your occult organization:

Name: The Great Alliance of the Scimitar
Goal: destroy the moon
Methods:
  • sharks with lasers on their heads
  • a portal into another dimension
  • late night paid programming
Income source: arts and crafts
Headquarters: Denang
Commander: The Chief Premier
Minion: "comrade"
Axiom: "Cthulhu is watching."
Beliefs:
  • demons walk the earth in the form of Jehova's Witnesses
  • cancer was engineered by the US government
  • computers are the next dominant life form
  • the Illuminati controls the government

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