Your occult organization:

Name: The Unknowing Brotherhood of the Mandala
Goal: stop the use of the word soccer to describe football
Methods:
  • fasting
  • ancient chinese secrets
  • undead Boy Scouts
Income source: taxi business
Headquarters: relocateable dimensional gate
Commander: The Royal Cheifetan
Minion: "comrade"
Axiom: "I am the center if my universe."
Beliefs:
  • hallucinogens cause rectal cancer
  • birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain
  • velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth
  • human society would be better off without shoes

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