| Name: | The Servants of the Wooden Fairie |
| Goal: | vaporize the whole damn planet |
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| Income source: | eBay |
| Headquarters: | autonomous floating city in the mediteranian |
| Commander: | The Absolute Captain |
| Minion: | "devotee" |
| Axiom: | "There is no god where I am." |
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