| Name: | The Great Knights of the Veiled Scimitar |
| Goal: | get something to eat |
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| Income source: | eBay scams |
| Headquarters: | Waco, Texas |
| Commander: | The Mighty Archbishop |
| Minion: | "acorn" |
| Axiom: | "violence solves everything" |
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