Your occult organization:

Name: The Exoteric League of the Chapel
Goal: contact spirits
Methods:
  • giant robots with wings
Income source: custom hallucinogens
Headquarters: Cupertino, CA
Commander: The Prime Marshal
Minion: "loser"
Axiom: "I'm OK, you're OK."
Beliefs:
  • the world will end on May 5th, 2012
  • lemur blood can cure blindness
  • ephedrine is being suppressed becuase it is a longevity drug

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