Your occult organization:

Name: The Grand League of the Purple Altar
Goal: destroy Japan
Methods:
  • reality TV shows
  • the Yi King
Income source: custom hallucinogens
Headquarters: Portugal
Commander: The Mighty Gymnasiarch
Minion: "fellow"
Axiom: "Gimme action, action, gimme action not words."
Beliefs:
  • the I Ching answers all questions accurately
  • aliens have invaded the United Nations
  • advanced humans can live on air alone
  • scientologists are in control of all LSD production

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