| Name: | The Venerable Gang of the Mitre |
| Goal: | ressurect an undead Kurt Cobain |
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| Income source: | banner ads |
| Headquarters: | a temple in the Andes |
| Commander: | The Superior Gymnasiarch |
| Minion: | "acorn" |
| Axiom: | "The hand of Buddha is with us all." |
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