Your occult organization:

Name: The Egyptian Gang of the Emerald Star
Goal: steal Christmas
Methods:
  • nuclear submarines
  • gargantuan maggots
Income source: gold mines worked by enslaved aliens
Headquarters: secret underground base
Commander: The Main Governor
Minion: "blood"
Axiom: "violence is the way to solve nothing"
Beliefs:
  • WWI was in 407 B.C.

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