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Name:
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The Unknowing Brotherhood of the Mandala |
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Goal:
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stop the use of the word soccer to describe football |
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Methods:
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- fasting
- ancient chinese secrets
- undead Boy Scouts
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Income source:
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taxi business |
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Headquarters:
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relocateable dimensional gate |
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Commander:
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The Royal Cheifetan |
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Minion:
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"comrade" |
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Axiom:
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"I am the center if my universe." |
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Beliefs:
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- hallucinogens cause rectal cancer
- birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain
- velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth
- human society would be better off without shoes
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