Your occult organization:

Name: The Venerable Convention of the Astral Halberd
Goal: steal Stone Henge
Methods:
  • neurolinguistic programming
  • infomercials
Income source: LSD manufacturing
Headquarters: castle made of human bones
Commander: The First Sovereign
Minion: "thug"
Axiom: "The mind is the universe."
Beliefs:
  • birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain

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