Your occult organization:

Name: The Exoteric Clergy of the Ram
Goal: destroy all art
Methods:
Income source: banner ads
Headquarters: Al Amarja
Commander: The Ethnarch
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "I am the center of the tootsie roll."
Beliefs:
  • burning books may help advance society
  • the earth is flat
  • birth defects are caused by contact with the works of Mark Twain
  • wearing jumpsuit underwear protects your precious bodily fluids

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