| Name: | The Erisian Prelacy of the Astral Sabre |
| Goal: | destroy all evidence of the existence of Uruguay |
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| Income source: | taxi business |
| Headquarters: | abandoned steel mill |
| Commander: | The Commanding Polemarch |
| Minion: | "cohort" |
| Axiom: | "My mind controlls my reality." |
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