| Name: | The Gnostic Clan of the White Basilica |
| Goal: | turn beans into peas |
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| Income source: | coffee franchise |
| Headquarters: | temple of gold in the a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yucatan">Yucatan |
| Commander: | The Champion Cardinal |
| Minion: | "fellow" |
| Axiom: | "nothing can be proven" |
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