| Name: | The Esoteric Companions of the Ebony Giant |
| Goal: | find life on Mars |
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| Income source: | dollar stores |
| Headquarters: | Oklahoma City |
| Commander: | The Most Holy Heresiarch |
| Minion: | "thug" |
| Axiom: | "There is no point." |
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