| Name: | The Altruistic Sanctuary of the Diamond Manticore |
| Goal: | destroy Australia |
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| Income source: | Swiss bank accounts |
| Headquarters: | the center of the earth |
| Commander: | The Holy Phylarch |
| Minion: | "grunt" |
| Axiom: | "We are all fucked." |
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