Your occult organization:

Name: The Masonic Prelacy of the Diamond Sickle
Goal: awake Cthulhu
Methods:
  • infomercials
Income source: WoW gold farming
Headquarters: underneath the Great Salt Lake
Commander: The Mighty Heresiarch
Minion: "seed"
Axiom: "contradiction is the key to elightenment"
Beliefs:
  • all email is read by an enslaved alien at FEMA headquarters

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