| Name: | The Secret Circle of the Felt Shrine |
| Goal: | create awe inspiring art |
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| Income source: | reselling stolen bikes on craigslist |
| Headquarters: | warehouse at the NYC port |
| Commander: | The Brigadier Commander |
| Minion: | "devotee" |
| Axiom: | "I am the center of the tootsie roll." |
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