Your occult organization:

Name: The Followers of the Consecrated Undead
Goal: make intelligent plants
Methods:
  • preaching
Income source: pyramid schemes
Headquarters: orbiting space station
Commander: The Chief Trierarch
Minion: "worm"
Axiom: "Life is short."
Beliefs:
  • scientologists are in control of all LSD production
  • advanced humans can live on air alone
  • Babel only did the job half way

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