| Name: | The Temple of the Naugahyde Rose |
| Goal: | take over Benelux |
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| Income source: | large inherritance |
| Headquarters: | abandoned steel mill |
| Commander: | The Chief Sacristan |
| Minion: | "stormtrooper" |
| Axiom: | "To do is to be." |
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