| Name: | The Secret Coterie of the Beryllium Dawn |
| Goal: | change the USA to the metric system |
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| Income source: | reselling stolen bikes on craigslist |
| Headquarters: | none |
| Commander: | The Commanding Cheifetan |
| Minion: | "comrade" |
| Axiom: | "The hand of Buddha is with us all." |
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