Your occult organization:

Name: The Prophetic Companions of the Glass Sickle
Goal: get everyone to use 'like' for every other word
Methods:
Income source: sales of member artwork on Zazzle
Headquarters: abandoned steel mill
Commander: The Holy Oligarch
Minion: "stormtrooper"
Axiom: "Just fucking do it."
Beliefs:
  • hallucinogens cause rectal cancer
  • homosexuals control the NYSE
  • the Catholic Church is a front for intelligent bats
  • crystals are the source of all negative energy

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