| Name: | The Only Companions of the Magenta Athame |
| Goal: | destroy the English language through division into multiple dialects |
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| Income source: | cable tv shows |
| Headquarters: | Portugal |
| Commander: | The Most Grand Pope |
| Minion: | "trooper" |
| Axiom: | "I'm OK, you're OK." |
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