| Name: | The Omniscient School of the Phoenix |
| Goal: | find life on Mars |
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| Income source: | coke |
| Headquarters: | temple of gold in the a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yucatan">Yucatan |
| Commander: | The Grand Governor |
| Minion: | "blood" |
| Axiom: | "Gimme action, action, gimme action not words." |
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