| Name: | The Original Faction of the Banshee |
| Goal: | end the heresy of disc golf |
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| Income source: | large inherritance |
| Headquarters: | orbiting space station |
| Commander: | The Most Holy Oligarch |
| Minion: | "grunt" |
| Axiom: | "Just fucking do it." |
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