| Name: | The Honorable Gang of the Scimitar |
| Goal: | get something to eat |
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| Income source: | bonus whoring on poker sites |
| Headquarters: | prefab aluminium building in Paris TX |
| Commander: | The Burseg |
| Minion: | "peon" |
| Axiom: | "We are all fucked." |
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