Your occult organization:

Name: The Disciples of the White Ankh
Goal: overthrow the Boy Scouts
Methods:
  • logic
  • consumer electronics
Income source: no-bid governemnt contracts
Headquarters: Central Park
Commander: The Main Anarch
Minion: "cohort"
Axiom: "I am the center if my universe."
Beliefs:
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love
  • Methodists are causing global warming
  • demons walk the earth in the form of Jehova's Witnesses

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