Your occult organization:

Name: The Angelic Convention of the Black Arrow
Goal: create a golden cow 50 feet tall
Methods:
  • free literature
  • electronic music
  • nuclear submarines
Income source: Coca Cola stock
Headquarters: Oklahoma City
Commander: The Royal Sovereign
Minion: "cohort"
Axiom: "chance is the only thing you can trust"
Beliefs:
  • the Masons control the government
  • consuming aluminum foil prolongs life

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