| Name: | The Universal Sisters of the Icy Caduceus |
| Goal: | destroy all Starbucks |
| Methods: | |
| Income source: | impromptu toll boothes |
| Headquarters: | underground building in Utah |
| Commander: | The Main Polemarch |
| Minion: | "adherent" |
| Axiom: | "We are all fucked." |
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