Your occult organization:

Name: The Luciferian Knights of the Boron Star
Goal: burn as many copies of the KJV as possible
Methods:
  • kids programming
  • LSD laced candy canes
Income source: exercise equipment infomercials
Headquarters: undiscovered pacific island
Commander: The Fleet Kahuna
Minion: "son/daughter"
Axiom: "Station."
Beliefs:
  • the EU is promoting caffeine abuse

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