Your occult organization:

Name: The Fraternal Sanctuary of the Styrofoam Basilica
Goal: pay off their student loans
Methods:
  • the ark
  • unceasing prayer
Income source: gold mines worked by enslaved aliens
Headquarters: office building in New York City
Commander: The Holy Eleutherarch
Minion: "winner"
Axiom: "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law"
Beliefs:
  • crystals can heal AIDS
  • dolphins control the weather
  • peyote cures AIDS

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