Your occult organization:

Name: The Benevolent Union of the Clay Horn
Goal: overthrow the Boy Scouts
Methods:
  • meditation
  • mind control drugs in girl scout cookies
Income source: selling stolen cars in Mexico
Headquarters: none
Commander: The Absolute Boss
Minion: "warrior"
Axiom: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"
Beliefs:
  • all women are actually aquatic centipedes
  • republicans are controlling the media through mind control waves
  • Llamas can contact the dead
  • the earth is a controlled experiment run by mysterious overseers

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