| Name: | The Teutonic Pupils of the Orange Ankh |
| Goal: | enslave the human race to create widgets for aliens |
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| Income source: | arms trading |
| Headquarters: | Peoria, Illinois |
| Commander: | The Grand Nomarch |
| Minion: | "devotee" |
| Axiom: | "Nothing is true, everything is permitted" |
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