| Name: | The Grand Abbey of the Luminous Dolphin |
| Goal: | melt the polar caps |
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| Income source: | no-bid governemnt contracts |
| Headquarters: | underground building in Utah |
| Commander: | The Chief Governor |
| Minion: | "acorn" |
| Axiom: | "I am the center if my universe." |
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