Occult Organization Generator

Your occult organization:

Name:	The Chaotic Order of the Luminous Glade
Goal:	control the Repulican Party
Methods:	math purified water escaped mental patients carrying loaded tek 9's and PT cruisers
Income source:	strip mines in Africa
Headquarters:	18 wheel truck command center
Commander:	The Absolute Cheifetan
Minion:	"mate"
Axiom:	"There is no god where I am."
Beliefs:	demons walk the earth in the form of Jehova's Witnesses velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth

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