Your occult organization:

Name: The Healing Sodality of the Scandium Blade
Goal: contact the spirit world
Methods:
  • long uncut hair
  • nude pilates
  • martial arts mastery
Income source: tourist trap merchandise
Headquarters: Madagascar
Commander: The Most Grand Governor
Minion: "warrior"
Axiom: "The whole is greater than the part."
Beliefs:
  • beer was invented by penguins
  • piracetam will help everyone on earth to know true love

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