| Name: | The Eminent Federation of the Copper Phoenix |
| Goal: | destroy all television sets on the planet |
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| Income source: | grey market pharmeceuticals |
| Headquarters: | Central Park |
| Commander: | The Most Grand Trierarch |
| Minion: | "thug" |
| Axiom: | "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" |
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