| Name: | The Altruistic Band of the Clay Glyph |
| Goal: | destroy all television sets |
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| Income source: | beauty contest winnings |
| Headquarters: | Los Angeles |
| Commander: | The Mighty Rector |
| Minion: | "fellow" |
| Axiom: | "If life gives you lemons, make shit." |
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