Your occult organization:

Name: The Great Sisters of the Wakizashi
Goal: destroy South America
Methods:
Income source: Swiss bank accounts
Headquarters: mobile tank on the sea floor
Commander: The Bishop
Minion: "thug"
Axiom: "Station."
Beliefs:
  • only through sex with ferrets can we reach godhood
  • bread is evil
  • tin foil hats block out unwanted psychic sludge

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