Your occult organization:

Name: The Angelic Temple of the Cyan Sanctuary
Goal: discover the secret of time travel
Methods:
Income source: beauty contest winnings
Headquarters: Nigeria
Commander: The Most Holy Poobah
Minion: "trooper"
Axiom: "I'm OK, fuck you."
Beliefs:
  • the earth is flat
  • teenage mutant ninja turtles are real
  • velveeta was engineered by secret jews at the center of the earth

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