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Name:
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The Mystic Lodge of the God |
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Goal:
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destroy all other occult organizations |
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Methods:
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- ancient Greek psychic manuals
- hidden cameras
- free sunglasses
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Income source:
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mowing lawns |
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Headquarters:
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somewhere in Mongolia |
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Commander:
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The Main Principal |
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Minion:
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"pupil" |
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Axiom:
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"There is no supernatural force." |
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Beliefs:
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- cancer was engineered by the US government
- only through sex with ferrets can we reach godhood
- Area 51 was a story invented to cover the tracks of the Illuminati
- all email is read by an enslaved alien at FEMA headquarters
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