| Name: | The Union of the Felt Spirits |
| Goal: | overthrow the Skull and Bones |
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| Income source: | strip mines in Africa |
| Headquarters: | Nigeria |
| Commander: | The Superior Gymnasiarch |
| Minion: | "cohort" |
| Axiom: | "I am not a unique and beautiful snowflake." |
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