| Name: | The Thelemic Coterie of the Orange Chapel |
| Goal: | starve the entire world |
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| Income source: | dollar stores |
| Headquarters: | the center of the earth |
| Commander: | The Prime Premier |
| Minion: | "congregant" |
| Axiom: | "The hand of Buddha is with us all." |
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