| Name: | The Exoteric League of the Lead Sabre |
| Goal: | take over the earth |
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| Income source: | gold mines worked by enslaved aliens |
| Headquarters: | home office in Pittsburgh |
| Commander: | The Prime Admiral |
| Minion: | "seed" |
| Axiom: | "Fuck it all!" |
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